Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Monkeyman Confronts the Gorilla.


It can smell your fear.  That’s what I’ve learned about summer time.  As a camp director, summer looms over the rest of my year and threatens to fill every season with either the malaise of fearful anticipation, or the relief of yet another narrow escape.  It’s like a gorilla in a room full of monkeys.  There are some basic similarities between all seasons as a camp director, but instead of the playfulness of fall, winter, and spring, summer brings a dangerous propensity to pound things into a pulp, or throw them against a wall. 

Summer is terrifying.  Our camp is a relatively small, simple operation and yet in June we suddenly grow from a staff of 6 to a staff of 45.  In the space of a single property we operate a commercial kitchen, a white-water rafting outfitter, a mentoring ministry, a paintball course, two waterfronts, a ski boat, 28 buildings, and 7000 acres of trails, fields, and headaches.  Between now and September 1st, we will host 1500 guests at our camp, and we’ll guide 2500 customers in white water rafts.

As a romantic teenager I dreamed of the day I would proudly take the reigns of a camp ministry and calmly steer it to prosperity with the confidence and self-assuredness of the Marlboro man.  Years later, when I actually took those reigns, I realized that I was more likely to steer this bronco from the perspective of a rodeo clown.  I traded in my dignity for a pair of floppy shoes and a bag of ice strapped to my rump.