Sunday, February 17, 2013

The Crash


Survey the scene.

Airway.

Breathing.

Circulation.

Excessive blood loss?  No.

Major deformities or tender abdomen?  No.

Surely, there’s head or spine trauma.  But again, no.

Even as my disoriented brain ran through the checklist, I stared blankly at a stand of white birches sitting about 2 inches from my driver side window. 

Everywhere I looked there was snow and tree limbs. 

Through the falling flakes, I could make out freshly churned up snow leading vaguely in the direction of the road.

I was facing the wrong direction – looking back toward the Canadian border, which I had just passed through on my way home.

As more of my senses came back to me, I realized there was liquid pouring from my brow. 

Blood?  No.  Unless my poor health habits had finally turned my blood to Coca-Cola, it was just my drink.  A vacant cup holder confirmed my suspicion. 

The twisted engine of my SUV sounded like a craigslist lawnmower, but it was still running – still pushing warm air into my battered vehicle.

I ran my hands over my feet, my legs, my torso, and finally each arm and my head.  How could I not be hurt? 

I repeated the process just to be sure. 

Smoke was rising in the glow of the headlights in front of me.  It was -15 degrees outside.  Did I dare turn off the engine, my only heat source?  Not yet. 

Friday, February 15, 2013

Gear Review: Rab Microlight Jacket


I’m too old to be trendy.  

My thinning hair taught me that a long time ago.  Nonetheless, I couldn’t help but notice how cool all those small-baffle down jackets I’ve been seeing on my friends look.
 
"No," I told myself, I can just layer up under my fleece. 

"No again," I can just allow my blubber layer to grow thicker.

I stood strong for over a year, but then M picked one up and I took the time to try one on.  I was hooked.  They’re so… squishy…so…toasty.  After all, I live in northern Maine.  If I’m going to overspend on anything it should be either blaze orange suspenders or winter jackets. 

Having chosen the latter, my search began.

As always, I was completely unwilling to pay anywhere near full price.  Likewise, I knew I needed to be careful because even with the small baffling of today’s uber-technical down jackets, they can easily make my 5’8” frame look like a stack of tires or an overcooked artisan bread.